Taylor Swift Did iHeartRadio
Say what you want about Taylor Swift, but she could get it. She could get it at least five times a day depending on what time we wake up or if we have something to do early the next morning. Just to let you know how serious I am about this premise, Ariana Grande was also at iHeartRadio and I scrolled past those. Just like I do my cousin’s Facebook statuses about how Obama is a lizard alien who wants to take our guns because we’ll be easier to colonize. I think he might be hanging out with the wrong people. I might mention something to him about it at the next family reunion that I never attend.