Mexico Is After Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Mexico


I know that one of the big things people want to do right now is build an Israel World War Z wall around our borders, because all those Mexicans are coming over here with their hard work ethic trying to live the fictional American dream and stealing all the jobs that American’s think they’re too good to do, so it’s always good when we can find something in common with a perceived enemy so we can start an open, productive dialogue. Like extreme, hypersensitivity over a pieces of nationalism you can buy at Wal-Mart.

Miley Cyrus could go to jail for getting her ass whipped on stage … with a Mexican flag. Miley was performing Tuesday night in Monterrey, Mexico when one of her dancers whipped her prosthetic butt with a Mexican flag. Apparently Mexican officials are super sensitive about disrespecting national symbols so the congress of the state of Nuevo Leon wants her prosecuted. The crime of desecration carries a $1,200 fine and a 36 hour jail sentence. It wouldn’t be the first time a singer crossed the line south of the border. Paulina Rubio was fined $4K for appearing naked in a mag … draped in a Mexican flag.

I really hope they punish her to the fullest extent of the law, because flags are only to be used to plant in the ground after you’ve slaughtered all the people who used to live in the place where you’re sticking the flag or as a folded souvenir to give to a person’s mom who volunteered to get blown up by a IED for $26,000 a year. But hitting somebody in the ass with it? Now that’s just obscene.