Taylor Swift Is Pretty Basic
White bitches love fall. Basic white bitches who really love fall post about it on Tumblr. Take it away, Taylor Swift.
There’s nothing like just apple picking in the Fall, the first cold New York weather hitting you, the fashion sense steaming up, and the fresh apple cider and donuts. I LOVE THE FALL. And hats and scarves and knee socks and wearing tights for the first time in months and when the mornings are all chilly and you can see your breath and draw little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and ANKLE BOOTS and not caring when people make fun of pumpkin flavored stuff cause you LOVE IT and are happy it’s all the rage and people who dress their dogs in costumes on Halloween and fires in fireplaces and maroon/hunter green/mustard yellow color combos and baking your first fall batch of cookies but you put too much cinnamon in it because you’re TOO EXCITED BECAUSE IT’S FALL.
Real bitches love summer, because summer is when they can wear bikinis and summer dresses and yoga pants. Taylor Swift likes drawing little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and cookies. Why is she single again?