Martha Stewart Wants Gwyneth Paltrow To Shut The Hell Up
Long story short, Martha Stewart has no time for Gwyneth Paltrow’s bullshit.
“She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart,” the domestic doyenne snipped to Net-a-Porter’s Porter magazine. And, after Blake Lively started her own lifestyle site, Preserve, Stewart admits the “Gossip Girl” star had come to her for advice — but sidesteps making a judgment and leaves it to her senior vice president, Kevin Sharkey, who says of Lively: “I don’t get the sense she’s credible. She’s enthusiastic, but she’s not credible.”
Damn, Martha. Why you gotta go so hard? Gwyneth Paltrow might try to retaliate by summoning a Jew Koballah beast, but please remember that Martha is a convicted felon who kept the prison dykes from making her vagina a place setting by helping them make simple, yet elegant shanks and cigarettes made out of crepe paper or felt or whatever. Gwyneth better sit this one out.