Calm Yourself, Miley
I don’t have the kind of degree that’s able to diagnose what kind of psychosis Miley Cyrus has, but whatever it is, she really, really, really wants all of us to see her naked. Why? Not entirely sure. I mean, we’ve all seen what she’s working with, right? Looks like something you’d see on the floor at a chicken processing plant. You wouldn’t want to eat that either.