Miley Cyrus Wishes She Used iCloud

Miley Cyrus


A week after basically anyone remotely famous who had tit pics on iCloud got hacked for all the world to see, Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram video of her ass then wore pasties Alexander Wang’s NYFW after-party. Like, does her father not hug her enough? Or maybe he hugs her too much. She was born into a nice Christian family, what happened? Is it because we took God out of schools? Also, how did that go down? Did God have to be forcibly removed or did he go quietly? I’d expect God to make a pretty big scene when he’s asked to stop loitering. And it’s weird that you have to pray in the place where you want God to show up. You’d think he would have transcended beyond being just an Uber app by now.