Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Cheated On Her
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Britney Spears just dumped her boyfriend of 18 months … after finding out there’s a video of him cheating on her that’s being shopped around Hollywood. We’re told David Lucado is seen in the video making out with a woman and dancing with her. It looks like they’re in someone’s living room. We’re told the video was shot in early August. When we called Lucado … a rep told us, “David is very, very in love with Britney. This is unfortunate and he hopes that it all works out.” Well, it didn’t. We called Britney’s camp for comment, and we were told her father Jamie wanted to say something about it, but wanted to tell Britney first. It appears as soon he told her … she broke up with David. She just tweeted, “Ahhhh the single life!”
I realize most of my time on this site has been spent making fun of Britney Spears, but damn. Poor thing. She can’t really sing, she really only has one good song (if you don’t like “Toxic” you’re lying to yourself and all those around you), she’s kinda mentally slow, she let Kevin Federline blow in her twice, she shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella because she more than likely has some undiagnosed psychosis, her life is completely controlled by her father like she’s a Duggar, but she’s still here with legions of fans and a bank account that would make Joel Olsteen rock hard. Now she has to suffer yet another public humiliation, because some dude named David doesn’t understand the concept of discretion. So, here’s to ya, Britney. I apologize for being mean to you all those years. Keep doing whatever it is you’re doing in this video. I really don’t know what you’re talking about in it, but that’s okay.