Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Got Married
Hey, remember back in 2005 when you guys used to talk about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and say, “I give it six months”? Good times, good times. Well, 9 years (twice as long as Pitt was with Aniston) and 6 kids later, the hottest couple of our generation got married in France this weekend. In related news, Aniston did a Friends reunion on Jimmy Kimmel last night.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in Chateau Miraval, France, says a spokesman for the couple. Jolie and Pitt wed Saturday in a small chapel in a private ceremony attended by family and friends. In advance of the nondenominational civil ceremony, Pitt and Jolie also obtained a marriage license from a local California judge. The judge also conducted the ceremony in France. The couple’s children took part in the wedding. Jolie walked the aisle with her eldest sons Maddox and Pax. Zahara and Vivienne threw petals. Shiloh and Knox served as ring bearers, the spokesman says.
I honestly have nothing bad to say about these two, and if you’re with someone for 9 years then decide to marry them, then you’ll probably die together holding hands when you’re both 90. So see ya in 40 years, Brangelina. I won’t be at this specific location obviously, but I’ll comment on a post telepathically or with whatever technology is in use at that time.