Man, Taylor Swift is cute, isn’t she? All hot legs and her Holy Grail-like quest for love. But mostly the legs. You know what’s not cute? Her 2014 MTV VMAs performance of “Shake It Off” with her vocals isolated. Christ. Instead of moving in across the street from 17-year old Kennedy boys, maybe she should, I don’t know, move in across the street from a vocal coach. Scratch that. Ask the vocal coach if she has a spare bedroom then move into that. If you’re busy, I can look around Craigslist and shoot you some links.
Also, attended an award show, and every time she does, it just further explains why she can’t keep a man. Because at award shows, Taylor Swift dances. Here’s a Vine of Taylor Swift dancing last night. Now imagine that naked. It’d be like fucking a epileptic on a waterbed.
Taylor Swift 2014 MTV VMAs
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Taylor Swift performs onstage at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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Taylor Swift performs onstage at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
(Photo by Tommaso Boddi/WireImage)
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
(Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift performs onstage at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift performs onstage at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift performs onstage at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
(Photo by Tommaso Boddi/WireImage)
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
