Anna Kendrick Isn’t Dating Theon Greyjoy
Christ, today is boring, so let’s all pretend that it’s yesterday and I’m reporting on the breaking news that, despite rumors, Anna Kendrick isn’t banging Game of Thrones star Alfie Allen. Maybe because his name is Alfie idk. Wait, this is still boring. My bad. Suck it up and deal with it. I’ll turn this car around right now, don’t test me. I said don’t test me!
Don’t believe everything you read, folks! Despite numerous media reports, Anna Kendrick is not dating Game of Thrones actor Alfie Allen. Kendrick took to Twitter to shoot down the rumors, saying, “Ahh, this has been hilarious and all but, nope. My apologies to Mr. Allen, who must be equally confused.” (hey, it’s Todd. That tweet has been deleted yo) But wait, there’s more… While the beloved actress may not be cozying up to the adorable Brit, she is spending some quality time with a new mystery man!
E! seems really excited about a new mystery man. A NEW MYSTERY MAN! YEAHHH! Ryan Seacrest probably walked in and they had to pretend they love their job. Anyway, Anna Kendrick is still single. Or she’s not. It’s a mystery. Or not. Let’s all go about our respective days, shall we?