Charlize Theron Continues To Be A Horrific Human Being

Charlize Theron


Earlier this week, Tia Mowry approached Charlize Theron before a spin class at SoulCycle in LA, and in typical Theron fashion, she was a raging cunt who now wants Mowry banned forever.

If ‘90s star Tia Mowry thought she was hurt when Oscar-winning diva Charlize Theron was “mean” to her at a spin class recently, Mowry could have a more eye-opening experience in store, that is if Theron gets her way. Following the exchange at a SoulCycle class in Los Angeles where Theron, who is busy dating Sean Penn these days, was allegedly rude to Mowry, the “Sister, Sister” star ran to “In Touch” magazine with the story. That might have been the end of it, but the story went viral, and now, Theron is actively working to get Mowry banned from the upscale spin studio. “Charlize came in so pissed off after Tia went to the tabloids about her, and she demanded we bar Tia from ever coming back. When the manager refused Charlize just got angrier and said she’d go to the top to make it happen,” said an insider at SoulCycle. Mowry told “In Touch” that she approached Theron to say hello and was met with an eye roll and Theron saying, “Oh my god.” Theron took the issue of the privacy breach to SoulCycle management and raged that she has zero expectation of anonymity during her workout with Mowry around. Management refused to ban Mowry and Theron got even angrier. “This nobody who was famous for a minute 20 years ago can complain to the tabloids about me but I can’t expect you to protect me from hangers on in your studio?” Theron said, according to employee. Management said it would handle the situation, but a decision has yet to be made. “This just feels like a vendetta because Tia spoke up. Charlize used to be kind of quiet and chill when she came to spin, but it looks like dating Sean Penn isn’t doing her any favors.”

I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m not even joking when I say that EVERY SINGLE person I know who lives in L.A. has a “I met Charlize Theron/know somebody who met Charlize Theron and she is the worst human being on the planet”. Seriously. Every single person. I also dated a friend of hers, and guess what? She was also insane. I guess that’s why her songs are so great. So, in closing, every bit of hotness Charlize has is instantly rendered meaningless, because she’s a miserable, spiteful, rude, vindictive human being. Too bad she wasn’t born here. She could run for office.