Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selfies Require Dim Lighting
Unlike boo thang, when Lindsay Lohan takes a bikini selfie, several elements have to come together to make it work. Elements such as weird angles, dim lighting, filters, and a healthy suspension of disbelief. Because when this hits the light of day, the illusion just completely falls apart into a damn mess and you see that the only D she’s not getting is from the sun. If you bought a ticket to see Mean Girls then fell into a coma then woke up last week, you’d think she moved to Atalanta and contracted Ebola.