Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red Stripe

Anastasia Ashley Instagram


Write this date down: This is first picture I’ve ever posted of Anastasia Ashley that didn’t involve her ass, but everything else about her cool too, so here she is asking you to enter a contest for Red Stripe. She’s the perfect choice for this because to enter the contest all you have to do basically is go to the beach and take a selfie. She pretty much has that on lock. Oh, you also have to pick up some Red Stripe on the way. I’d rather cover her in some white stripes. Christ, that wasn’t very subtle was it? You can tell me the truth. Seriously. Should I delete that line? Dammit, Todd. So stupid.