Courtney Stodden Is Pretty Classy

PETA is probably the greatest domestic terrorist organization who in their raging lust for complete animal freedom, slaughter 85% of the animals they “save”, because taking care of animals costs money, but a huge furnace is more cost effective as it turns out. And since they’re non-profit attention whores and want people to take their cause seriously, they asked Courtney Stodden to come dressed in a lettuce bikini for their PETA’s ,Annual Congressional Veggie Dog Giveaway in Washington. Because who better to educate the general public about the dangers of carcinogenic pork products than someone who doesn’t even know what the hell that means.