The Bangerz Tour Is Coming To NBC. On Sunday. In Primetime.
This is America. And in America, your right to carry an assault rifle into Chipotle is more important than finding out what the hell is up with your brain chemistry that makes you want to carry an assault rifle into Chipotle like Gitmo prisoners are there on a work release. This is America. Where corporations, who would have their tables turned the fuck over by Jesus, get to use his name and their made up religious beliefs to deny their employees healthcare because they assume all women having sex are sluts. So it shouldn't come as a complete shock that Miley Cyrus will be twerking and dragging her vagina across the floor like a dog in primetime on the Lord's day. Dude, there's money to be made. Duh. Don’t you know anything, dummy/