My laptop finally died yesterday, and after a dude in a beard said it would take four days to fix, my friend let me borrow her laptop today, because she's awesome. Emily Ratajkowski's boobs are also awesome. Let's not forget that. But let's forget that I couldn't post this yesterday because my laptop was possessed by the devil or some shit. I mean, you'd think a 2009 Dell that's been dropped three times would be more reliable. As I assume Emily's bras have to be.