Hi, Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Instagram


For all intents and purposes, Selena Gomez is pretty dumb and has horrible taste in "men", but she's in pigtails and a bikini here, and those are two things that are important to me. The only issue I have is that she captioned this picture "soy valiente", and I don't know what that means. It's either a foreign language or her favorite order at Starbucks.