Angelina Jolie Is 39

We normally don't celebrate birthdays here at IDLYITW, because birthdays were only mentioned twice in the Bible. One time a bunch of kids under 2 got murdered and the other time Jesus' cousin got decapitated, so logic would dictate that GOD HATES BIRTHDAY PARTIES. But we'll make an exception for one of the most beautiful and flawless women of all time, Angelina Jolie. If you don't agree with that statement, I'm sorry for whatever woman hurt you or that your ugly girlfriend is reading this over your shoulder. Anyway, go click through the pictures and let Angelina take you on the ride of your life. I didn't spend 15 minutes editing these for my health.