Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Third Kid
Kourtney Kardashian of course had to wait like a good soldier to announce this because it would damage the brand if she took any attention away from Kim and Kanye's new cycle, but she's only a few months along, so there's still time for a new story when Kris Jenner cuts the baby from this womb if she finds out it is a masculine child. The patriarchy is set up in such a way that preteen boys can't pose in bikinis. This causes Kris Jenner great stress.
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, according to a new report. A little less than two years after she gave birth to daughter Penelope, she is expecting her third child! The father, of course, is her longtime love Scott Disick. "She's only a few months along," one insider says of the mom-to-be, but she's got that glow. "Kourtney looks really pretty. She has a nice flush on her cheeks." "It was planned," the source adds of the child, who'll join brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. "[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids."
While Kim is on her third marriage in 13 years and Khloe is still wondering why her marriage to a crackhead she only knew for 10 days didn't work out, Kourtney and Scott have had the longest relationship of anyone in the family besides Kris Jenner and greed. PLOT TWIST: They's never been married and have zero plans to get married. Mostly because they both realize that marriage is an archaic and kinda creepy institution (prove that you love me by signing this paper here that says if you leave me before you die, I get half your money). Now, they're about to have their third kid without ever having a wedding on E! during sweeps week. Sorry if your mind is blown.