Ashley Benson Isn’t Rihanna


I was all mentally prepared this morning to spend a lot of time on Ashley Benson at some event where she's celebrating Pretty Little Liars making it to 100 episodes, because having sex with her is probably something that I would enjoy for a few minutes, but, you know, Rihanna also attended an event last night in an invisible dress so I need to get Ashley out of the way really quick. I hope you understand. Nothing personal. What? Whoa, whoa slow down. There's no need for name calling here, Ashley. I mean, you're beautiful and everything but….oh, so now I'm not beautiful? You calling my grandma a liar, bitch? Stop. Just stop. I don't want to hug you right now.