Yes, Mariah Carey is kinda crazy and willingly allowed herself to be impregnated by Nick Cannon, but if you say you don't know every word to at least one of her songs, you're lying to us. And most importantly, you're lying to yourself. Also, her boobs look like this and that carries a lot of weight in the figurative sense. Not in the figure sense: her lower back. But we all have to be willing to make sacrifices in our lives.