Rachel Bilson Is Knocked Up
I got excited about this story when I first saw it, because I thought science had discovered a way for a woman I thought was dead to have a baby. But turns out it was only Rachel Bilson being okay with Hayden Christensen not pulling out.
The Hart of Dixie actress, 32, is expecting her first child with longtime boyfriend Hayden Christensen, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly. "They've both talked about this for awhile and are so excited," a Bilson insider tells Us. "Everyone is beyond thrilled for them."
They saw two ugly people make the prettiest babies, so if we can follow that same logic, this kid is going to have three Academy Awards by the time he's 10. Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson wanted to act happy when they heard the news, but they can't act. That's what I meant with that first sentence. Moving on.