Sup, Selena?

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Apparently Selena Gomez is in the middle of a meltdown, because she once starred in a Disney show, so it was only a matter of time. Also, Justin Bieber's penis has been inside her several times and I'm not sure how you emotionally recover from that. But damn, girl. What's up with that dress? I can pay to have it dry cleaned if you wanna meet up somewhere. There's this Korean place by my condo and they do great work.

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