Kate Upton Wants Smaller Boobs. Lies.
This is like Beyonce saying she wants her legs amputated. You see what I'm saying here? It just…makes no sense.
The grass is always greener. Kate Upton, the world-famous supermodel who's well-known for her voluptuous assets, said in a recent interview that she wishes her breasts were smaller. "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the buxom blonde bombshell, 21, told British publication The Sun on Sunday, April 13. "Every single day I'm like, 'Oh man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up," the Vogue cover girl added. "If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons…" The two-time consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model continued to express her dismay over her busty body. "I know I say I wish I had smaller boobs," she shared, "and that's true because at least twice a day I wish that.
Women logic, brah. If they have big boobs, they want smaller boobs. If they have small boobs, they want implants. If they have straight hair, they want curly hair. If they have curly hair, they get it straightened. If they have a big ass, they want a smaller one. If they say everything is fine, everything is not fine. Women, I love you, I do, I really do, but you guys always know exactly what you want. The problem is, you have no idea what that is. Unless it's wine or tequila. Always wine and tequila. But, like, if Kate Upton wants to go braless, then what's stopping her? Just unhook it. I can do it with both hands in like ten minutes. Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at it.