Hilary Duff Isn’t Getting Divorced Now
"Whew."- Mike Comrie's penis.
After spending a romantic Valentine’s Day vacation together in the Bahamas, Hilary Duff is calling off the divorce with hubby Mike Comrie, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. According to an insider, the mid-February trip was intended to be a time for the couple to discuss splitting assets and a suitable custody arrangement for their 2-year-old son, Luca — but the two have instead agreed to work on their marriage. “Hilary and Mike hooked up when they were in the Bahamas,” the source told Radar.
It's always good when a couple can look past what drove them apart to see what made them fall in love in the first place, so hey, good for them. I really have nothing else to add except somebody might want to go check on Aaron Carter. Like, for real. Did you knock on the door? He's not answering? Shit.