Taylor Swift Is Very Specific

Taylor Swift's love life should really be a reality show, because I'd watch the hell out of that shit. Also, I'd like to see her legs in HD more. Anyway, she's apparently not looking to date anymore until she finds a guy that meets her new list of requirements. Wanna know what they are? Sure you do. What else do you have going on in your life? I mean, you're reading this site for chrissakes.

“She’s all about finding a new boyfriend but she doesn’t want just any guy, she wants the perfect guy. She’s made a really detailed list of what she wants and it’s so intense, there aren’t many guys out there that can live up to it,” the source reveals. “She wants someone on her level when it comes to their career, plus, they have to be hot — like leading man hot. And she would love a guy that can speak at least two languages,” the source adds. We applaud Taylor for knowing what she wants but we’re not so sure it’s a great idea to rule a guy out just because he lacks a second language. So cute! Our source reveals that Taylor has even thought about what she wants her guy’s family to be like. “There are simple things on the list too,” the source says. “She wants a guy that has at least one sister because she thinks it will make him a better boyfriend. He has to have a good relationship with his parents, especially his mom, but he can’t be a mama’s boy. Like I said, it is very detailed and it goes on and on. Her friends think she needs to chill. They think being so picky is just going to keep her single.”

Say what you want about Taylor Swift, but there's something to be said for knowing what you want and not settling until you get it. More people should do the same. If that means she has to go through a bunch of dicks to find the one that fits the best, the more power to her. I used to date a half-Chinese chick and I always felt like I had to get my penis surgically removed. Not the best of fits. Not that I have anything against Chinese people. I really like their food and movies. Look, I'm not racist, okay? I have a Chinese friend. He fixed my laptop once.