Megan Fox Isn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt
Remember what I said about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Well, I'm not a physicist, but I understand that sometimes, something can violate every natural law of the universe. Case in point: Here's Megan Fox on the set of the abomination that will be TMNT, 7 weeks after giving birth to her SECOND kid. I can't stress that enough. This is what Megan Fox looks like after two two of Green's sperm fertilized two of her eggs. I should have prefaced this by saying Megan Fox is 27. We're in the red here, but not yet. She's good for about three more seasons then she'll be traded to the Washington Redskins for a 6th round draft pick.