RIP Jennifer Love Hewitt (1995-2014)
Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's 2014 now and she's 35 and just had a baby and this is what she looks like now. Women usually hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt when they hit 30, and when you add in a human being pushed out of their vagina, you might as well send them over to Amon Goeth. They are no longer essential to our operation here on Earth. Basically what I'm saying is to women over 35 is, ummm, ewwww.