Victoria Justice Is Very Attractive

Victoria Justice attended the 2014 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards and damn. What up? She's 21 and our birthdays are 12 apart, so I think this means we're pretty much soulmates. I'd like to take her to a park or for a walk on the beach. Maybe take a few bottles of wine and talk about our hopes and dreams. Or maybe we don't have to talk at all. We can just hold hands and stare into the vast, endless sea to appreciate the tragic beauty of life. Then, you know, she'll let me do butt stuff.