People Think Kanye West Is A Vampire Because Of This Picture

Kanye West Vampire


You'd think most of Kanye West's days would be spent mostly staring at his own reflection, but as it turns out, he doesn't have one. This, of course, has caused people to claim he's a vampire. He lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. He is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living. We are dealing with forces beyond all human experience! Or, I don't know, something like that. Maybe they're not like how they are in movies.