Gwyneth Paltrow Is Single

Gwyneth Paltrow Chris Martin Split


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have split for good apparently. Here's Gwyneth's official statement on Goop.

Conscious Uncoupling

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.


Gwyneth & Chris

It's sad when two people with that much history together split up, but I'm surprised that Chris Martin made it this long. I mean, we all know his wife. She was probably asking him to read her haiku about dolphin cord blood omelets and he finally brain hemorrhaged. He might be dead right now. We don't know. Nobody knows what Goop is capabale of. They operate outside the law in Obama's America. Open your eyes to the truth. You can't afford to be this naive.