Stacy Keibler Is Already Pregnant

BREAKING: Stacy Keibler is not fucking around. People reports:

There’s more cause for celebration for newlyweds Stacy Keibler and Jared Pobre: they’re expecting a baby this summer, Keibler’s reps confirm to PEOPLE. “More blessings!! We’re an elated family-to-be!” the couple tells PEOPLE of their happy news. Keibler, 34, and Pobre, who married on a beach in Punta Mita, Mexico on March 8, are over the moon about becoming parents. “I’m extremely excited about starting a family and building a future with Stacy,” says Pobre, 39, CEO of Future Ads, a private interactive firm. Keibler shared the happy news on social media Monday. “Look what we’ve got cooking! A Bun’dle of love!” she wrote along with a photo of her baking bun.

Hey, remember when Stacy Keibler was dating George Clooney and all she really did for a while was show up at red carpet events and smile as she was getting strung along until she made the mistake of thinking the relationship was more than it was then got dumped? Stacy Keibler has already married and got pregnant by her very next boyfriend. I don't have time to sit here and psychoanalyze this, but feel free to draw your own conclusions.