Miley Cyrus Is Mysterious
A day after grabbing her vagina and showing off the bruise on her sad ass, Miley Cyrus posted a topless pic on Twitter and a pic of a bunch of money down her shorts on Instagram. What is her motivation? What is she trying to tell us? Are these clues part of a greater mystery? Does she want to be a stripper? I mean, her middle name is "Destiny" so it's not like she would have to get new business cards.