Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green
She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky.
According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green on Feb. 12.
I mean, anybody who gets a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe possesses limited intelligence and a complete lack of understanding of American icons they worship, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Megan Fox gave her kid a dumb ass name. Bodhi Green. Sounds like Jewish surfer or a strain of weed. But please understand, Brian Austin Green isn't at fault here. She was probably blowing him when they were picking out names and he just nodded at everything. If Megan Fox let me get her pregnant, I'd let her name it Unicorn Monster Truck Glitter. I don't even give a fuck.