The 2014 Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue cover was released yesterday, and the most important thing we need to realize here is that it doesn’t include Kate Upton. Thanks, guys. However, it does include Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen. Instead of “blonde and kinda fat with a huge rack” being the criteria this year, apparently it was “who has a nice ass and has dated or is married to a musician”? Either way, we all win. Lookin good, ladies.
