Rihanna Wants A Bigger Ass
This is how I choose to interpret this article. E! reports:
Fresh off her Grammy win, Rihanna caught up with E!'s Alicia Quarles at MAC's Soho store to chat about beauty, body image and butts. Clad in a purple metallic blazer and sporting pin-straight hair, the singer revealed exactly where she gets her love of makeup: her mom. "I mean, she had so much makeup when I was a little girl, and mostly red lipstick," said the singer. Then the conversation moved from lipstick to body image, and the 25-year-old beauty was refreshingly candid. "I do pick on my body," she admitted. "It's a thing that women do. We walk in front of the mirror and we look at our butt. Is it getting bigger today? Ew. It's still flat."
If you're a chick, there's only two ways to get a bigger ass: squat down to pick up the bacon chili cheese fries you dropped or go to a gym and do actual squats. But Rihanna looks like she was doing squats when her mom having an ultrasound, so I'm not understanding what she sees in the mirror. Wait…is that….Chris Brown? It's Chris Brown! RUN BITCH RUN!!
Note: Running won't help you get a bigger ass, but it's a great for your cardio vascular system and for burning fat. Stay tuned to IDLYITW for all your fitness needs.