Cate Blanchett Seemed Too Really Like Her SAG Award

Cate Blanchett won Best Actress for her role in Blue Jasmine at the 2014 Screen Actor's Guild Awards, and I'm not sure what's happening here, but I haven't seen something gripped that tight and jerked off so awkwardly since Lisa and I were in my cousin's closet in 6th grade. Ease up, baby. It's a dick not a plunger.