Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy Now

Kendal Jenner Instagram


Kendall Jenner posted this on Instagram with the caption "barging in on Kim's booty selfie", and while Woody Allen is too busy being distracted by Kendall's 18-year old, hypersexualized ass sticking in the air, I'm more concerned about who this "Kim" she's talking about. Because if she's talking about her sister, either Kim's ass was amputated recently or is being used my Eskimos. A more likely scenario is, of course, Photoshop. Because we all know how Kim Kardashian likes to take pictures where you can't see or face and kinda can make out her ass. But if you disagree, you're obviously just a hater who hates women's bodies. Take it away, Kim.

Preach! LOL thank you! It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated! RT @drea62821: @KimKardashian Stop #hating people! Why is it so hard to believe she works out hard for her body? Let her be skinny in peace!You look great!

Yes. That's it. Hard work. Because if Kim Kardashian is known for anything, it's her tireless work ethic and selfless example to women with body issues. I would punch the computer screen right now but I just got a manicure.