Miley Cyrus Just Kicked Jesus In The Balls
As you can clearly see at KISS FM's Jingle Ball over the weekend, Jesus is the reason for the season. And by that I mean, a godless whore in a leotard twerked her flat ass against a gay dude in a Santa suit. How long is Miley Cyrus going to do this? Is there something we can say to make her stop? Maybe we can tell her that black culture is really into Easter dresses and weighted lunges now. Weighted lunges? Oh yeah, Miley. That's what's hot on the street right now.