Sup,
So here we are, my friends. Our 7th Thanksgiving together. I'd like to give thanks for all of you who continue to read this site even though I struggle with basic grammar and have yet to use spellcheck. But hey, at least it's not smallpox. That was a bummer when that happened. I hope all of you have a safe and happy Thanksgiving with plenty of food while ignoring your families. Especially your weird cousin who keeps looking at your ass. Anybody else see that? What's up with that guy? As you're pouring another drink, be sure to pause for a moment to give thanks for everything you have before you go to Target at 4am to slit somebody's throat for the last XBox One. As for me, I won't be wearing a shirt for the remainder of the week because I am culturally obligated to do so. Hopefully I won't get poisoned or slaughtered, because that would give me the sads. So anyway, let's all meet back here on Monday morning bright and early with the that hope this Thanksgiving doesn't end with any genocide, forced relocation, theft of any land, or mass rapes. Let it be, as it has always been, a misinformation campaign and an inculcated propaganda used to get you drunk enough to think Black Friday is a good idea.
XOXOXO,
Karlie Kloss Native American
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Randy Brooke/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Randy Brooke/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Randy Brooke/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
(Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
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Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Where: New York, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: Jeff Grossman/WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Where: New York, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: Jeff Grossman/WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Where: New York, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: Jeff Grossman/WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss,Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss,Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss,Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: Jeff Grossman/WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: Jeff Grossman/WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: Jeff Grossman/WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN -
Kloss walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Featuring: Karlie Kloss
Where: New York City, United States
When: 07 Nov 2012
Credit: WENN
