Courtney Stodden Left Doug Hutchinson Because He Wasn’t Banging Her Enough

In an interview with Too Fab, Courtney Stodden explains that she left her husband, Doug Hutchinson, because he was barely banging her anymore and couldn't get it up. I mean, I can understand that.

"I think the age difference is obvious, and I lacked experience, and I think that definitely is 99.999% of it," she says of the split. "I think I didn’t have experience being youthful or experience being single, so definitely the age difference and the lack of experience." But that wasn't all. Her appetite for sex may have played a factor too. "Our sex was good," she says in a moment of TMI. "I’m not going to lie, but I’m a young girl who wants to experience sex of all kinds and he’s an older man and he’s slowing down a little bit. I just wanted more sex."

When you spend a bumch of money to look like a marked down sex doll and consistently walk around like you have a price list in your purse, you want the D on the reg. Also, I just said "on the reg". Sorry about that. But you really have to feel bad for Doug Hutchinson. I had sex once and lasted two and half commercials. She also said my penis was so tiny and adorable. I don't mean to brag here, but maybe Doug can email me and I'll give him some tips.