Jennifer Love Hewitt Had Her Kid And Secretly Got Married

Despite being insane and needing several dryer sheets for all her cling, Jennifer Love Hewitt finally convinced a dude to marry and impregnate her. Congrats to the happy couple. Us Weekly reports:

Baby Love Hewitt! Jennifer Love Hewitt welcomed her first child, a beautiful baby girl, with Brian Hallisay on Tuesday, Nov. 26, her rep confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. And that's not all — she and Hallisay also secretly tied the knot!  "Jennifer Love Hewitt and her husband Brian Hallisay are thrilled to announce the birth of their daughter," the rep says. "Autumn James Hallisay was born on November 26." A source adds that the couple "got married recently in private."

Sources* tell IDLYITW that Jennifer Love Hewitt was disappointed that she had a girl, because she finally wanted a man that was not legally allowed to escape. That's why she named her daughter "James". James is gonna love mommy forever and never leave her. Do you love mommy because because mommy loves you. You look so cute with your short haircut and dressed up in that tiny tuxedo. Mommy loves you so much, James. Give mommy these flowers and tell mommy you love her too. This could go on for a while so I'll stop now.


* = "sources" is me. It's me.