Taylor Swift Won The 2013 AMAs

I puked five times last night so I only caught the last hour of the 2013 American "Music" Awards, but it doesn't really matter, because all you really need to know about the state of the music industry is that Taylor Swift won a bunch of shit including Artist Of The Year. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift won Artist Of The Year. I can't stress enough that Taylor Swift won Artist Of The Year. She should also win some kind of award for being the only tall, rich, blonde with fantastic legs that men run away from like they're being chased by a werewolf. Taylor Swift now has fourteen AMAs, so I don't know where she keeps them all. I would say she could put them in her vagina, but that's where she keeps her heart.