No matter how much Photoshop and sequins the gays use to extend the sex appeal of one of their idols, we shouldn't really forget that Britney Spears is just a 31-year old, divorced mother of two, who a judge says is still too mentally defective to have the same rights as a normal adult human. So they probably put a Cheeto on a string to get her in the car then told her they were going to a special field where childen kick a ball to make it turn into a giant ice cream cone. Look, I don't know. Maybe they said bacon or something, but you get the general idea.
Britney Spears Soccer Game
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Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com -
Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com -
Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com -
Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com -
Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com -
Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com -
Britney Spears watches her son's soccer game with boyfriend David Lucado
Featuring: Britney Spears,David Lucado
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 09 Nov 2013
Credit: WENN.com
