The 47th Annual CMA Awards Were Last Night

Country music is dumb, but enough people listen to it so they have their own awards show, so the hillbilly Source Awards were last night. Specifically, the 47th Annual CMA Awards. I only know three people who were there, so here's Carrie Underwood (legs), Kellie Pickler (rack), and Taylor Swift (cold, dead vagina). Based on these pictures, the entire should have been a live feed of Carrie's legs doing various things. Great show, everybody.