Miley Cyrus Just Compared Herself To Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson molested a bunch of sick kids then paid off their parents off to ensure their silence then died because he overdosed on drugs they give people undergoing surgery because he couldn't sleep without seeing their faces, but as far as pop music and dancing goes, he's pretty much the gold standard. So naturally Miley Cyrus believes Bangerz  will be an iconic record that people and music critics will be talking about forever because she's all the molly has made her delusional. Popcrush reports:

Cyrus, who said she has listened to her record “20,000 times to make sure it’s perfect, I have to make sure every detail is perfect,” just wants her album to be one that stands the test of time once it’s out for a bit! That’s going to take a minute, though. “There are albums that people still are listening to, like Michael Jackson’s ‘Bad,’ because it’s so f–king dope. I want people to listen to my album like that,” she said. That’s a noble goal, and we can’t fault her for wanting to make music that makes an impact. “I have one Pixies record that is a time for me — from the time I was 16 until I was 18, the Pixies is all I listened to,” she said, showing she relates. “And I’m going to be that artist to so many people, so I want to make sure my record is the best it can be. I’m trying to set a new standard for pop music. So it has to live up.”

I guess Miley Cyrus should have listened to it 21,000 times, because the reviews of Bangerz are horrific. More critics like Congress than this album. "There's enough machinery tricking up her vocals to launch a mission to Mars," was something that I read today. The only thing Miley Cyrus and Michael Jackson have in common is that they're both white women.