Courtney Stodden Might Be Drunk
Despite being born in 1965, Courtney Stodden is somehow 19 after she was burned alive then sent through an attention whore reconstruction machine. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. I think I read it in a medical journal. Anyway, she was kicked off British television recently, so now she's just enjoying the rest of her stay in London by having to be carried out of Whisky Mist because she was drunk off her ass. Or drunk off her tits. I assume she would all like us to focus on those.