Happy Friday The 13th

Hey, I just remembered that it's Friday the 13th, so this is just a reminder not to do drugs or have premarital sex in the woods, because apparently Jason Voorhees is a Republican. I tried to find some scary pics for ya'll, but the best I could come up with was Miley Cyrus in leather pants because hillbillies are always pretty scary in horror movies. They would be the main beneficiaries of Obamacare, but good luck trying to convince them. Mostly because they're cannibals and will use your skin as a lampshade. You can't start a productive dialogue with people like that. You should probably leave. Seriously, you should hurry up. They're trying to eat you, bro! Get the hell out of there! Show them a picture of Michelle Malkin to distract them!