Kim Kardashian Is Devastated You Guys Are Calling Her Fat

Because I assume he's just happy somebody wanted interview him, Kim Kardashian's stepbrother, Brody Jenner, says he is upset how cruelly  the media treated Kim (HAHAHAHAHA)  when she was pregnant and gained enough weight for five babies. He also said it gave her lots of sads. Take it away, Radar Online:

“A lot of very cruel things were written about her,” Brody, who was prominently featured on this past season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, told the U.K.’s Now magazine. “When you’re pregnant it should be a great stage in your life and you shouldn’t have to go to every newsstand and see pictures and headlines saying: ‘Kim’s a whale.’” He gave insight as to how rough things got, saying that “for a while, Kim was all bummed out with all the ridicule she was getting about her weight during her pregnancy … it was definitely getting to her. “I know it upset her — it should have been one of the happiest times of her life and it wasn’t,” the hunky star of The Hills said. “People gain weight when they’re pregnant and there’s nothing wrong with that. It upset me to read some things about her.”

Look, yes, a woman gains weight while she's pregnant. It's gross and stuff, but that's what happens when another human being is growing inside of you. But most women aren't trying to squeeze their fetus into things like this and this. And, brace yourself, this. Also, when you and your mom continually manipulate the media by putting you on the cover of every magazine in a bikini and it looks like Pixar did the post work, expect some backlash when you gain 200 pounds. Babies aren't some magical force fields that deflect jokes about your weight. Sorry. People put babies in barrels now. If they had any special powers, they would probably try to destroy the barels with their minds instead of making you feel better when you eat chocolate pizza.


Note: Why pictures of Kendall Jenner in tiny shorts instead Kim Kardashian? Bro. Never ask me that question again.