‘Roar’ Is About John Mayer

Katy Perry Roar


"This bird I rented symbolizes my inner strength and what not. Also, look at my boobs."


In an interview with Jameela Jamil at BBC, Katy Perry basically said her dumb song "Roar" is about John Mayer.

“Roar is a song I wrote as I was a little bit upset. I found myself having a break with my boyfriend, who I loved very much and it really hurt my heart. said to myself, ‘I need to see what is going on with me and make sure I’m all good.’ When you break up with someone it’s easy to say they are crazyand think it’s all them, but, honestly, maybe there is 50 percent responsibility on your behalf. It was just time for me to be honest with myself.”

Man, John Mayer must be feeling the sick burn after he broke Katy Perry's heart then she went online to a Cliche Randomizer and wrote the lyrics to "Roar". Did he even know that she "stood for nothing, so I fell for everything"? Bro, how could you not know that she "went from zero, to my own hero" or that she was "scared to rock the boat and make a mess"? Did you even know that she Googled Muhammad Ali quotes and 80's soundtracks and found  "I’m floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee" and "I got the eye of the tiger"?  Dude. She was in pain. She was in so much pain that she wanted to be a Nazi scientist and splice the DNA of said tiger with that of a lion? John, do you even listen? You should, the lyrics are pretty stupid.